Wolf Blitzer Watching Porn

Peek-a-boob!

“WHERE are my booty mags, Cooper?!”

“I can already taste his thighs”

“Please step in here sir, the screening of “Blackzilla’s Splittin’ Tha Shitter” is about to begin.”

“This softcore stuff isn’t so bad, after all. I actually care if the crew gets off the space shuttle in time”

“That is NOT how you’re supposed to do that”

“So THAT’S what a ‘Tranny Surprise’ is.”

“Where’s my holo-mote? I need some action. This holo-porn needs some ACTION”

“Did I tell you or did I tell you?! That guy knows how to GIVE IT!”

“Yes, you were indeed correct”

“The plumber’s arrived, and he’s here to lay some pipe”